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Expected to perform like a robot
5% spandex
“Because when both of those happen people make stupid decisions
All that's missing is a dirty martini and a home baked apple pie
Lazy Pants Soft Linen Black Size:3X Expected to perform like aPenelope's dream pants. Pants for when you've given up but you don't want anyone to know you've given up. These cover up your massive bush and are very sensory pleasing. What more could you want? Free healthcare. I would really like free healthcare for all. But you can settle for these pants I guess. DETAILS: very stretchy elastic waistband hidden side pockets soft washable linen blend 80% cotton, 20% linen FIT NOTE: Sizes XS XL fit true to size.